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Cquote1Well at least you can kill something with itCquote2
— Marines of New Mombasa after the new gun arrived
Cquote1.....Cquote2
— The Rookie about the M6C Socom
Cquote1In Soviet Russia, M6C Socoms you!Cquote2
— A time-travelling Oscar Wilde

The M6C/SOCOM (also known as the Jesus Gun's Gay Brother) was the same shitty fagnum from Halo 2 that tried to look like the Jesus gun, so he put himself a scope and a silencer but nothing can hide the truth it just the fagnum in a latex stripper outfit with green lights and shit.Just saying...also, "SOCOM" stands for "Suck Our Cookie Or Move"

Somehow, this rare special forces weapon replaced all the basic M6Cs in the ruins of New Mombasa. But then, has Halo ever had any technological continuity?

The Gruntiness ConflictEdit

After the shagnum/fucker arrived all UNSC perssonel were happy that at least they could remember how thte jesus gun was in the past but the prophet of lies appeared to tell the grunts that they dont have to worry about the fagnum . Then the grunts jumped into battle but the rookie pwnd them with it and the grunts became angry and used gruntiness to kill the prophet of lies

Weapons
UNSC
Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Covenant
Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

Forerunner
The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

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