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- — Famous last words uttered by many.
- Oh shit... I held it wrong, sorry men!!!
- — A marine who held the Rocket Launcher wrong (shit happens)
- So, bigarse rocket that is nonetheless really weak, unguided and incredibly slow flying. Yeah, that's fucking futuristic. And what purpose could the double-tube thing possibly serve? Shoving it up your ass?
- — Someone addressing minor design flaws in the Halo universe
BackgroundEditThe Rocket Lawn Chair was originally supposed to be the newest version of the old Lawn Chairs. Rocket Lawn Chair, Inc. wanted to make a lawn chair that was portable, uncostly, and one using renewable fuel sources. So they came up with a lawn chair that fires a large cannon filled with iron. The iron cannon was supposed to be heavier than the person and the lawn chair itself, resulting in the latter duo being blown backwards.
However, the iron cannon seemed to be too light and seemed to destroy valuable tables and items, so the idea was abandoned. Later, the UNSC took the idea and magically turned the iron inside the cannon to explosives and detonators.Brutes often say damn you MC you son of a bitch!
Allies, often the retarded gay humans use these weapons. However, since they are so f*cked up, they end up aiming at the wall right in front of them, they blow themselves and the rest of the squad up or they "accidentally" fire it at the MC. The MC goes flying and hits the gay guy on the floaty chair with a big laser cannon, and earth is saved. The only thing the marine can say is "SORRY!" Marines with them are extremly [un]useful, except when aiming at grunts heads because grunts heads are made of elastic, and when it hits the head, it bounces off their heads and goes flying back and turns marines into big asplosions. Also, marines somehow pull a bunch of rockets out of
C ortana's vagina their pants and fuck everything up.
Other variants of the Rocket Lawn Chair are sold to civilians of the UNSC for comfort in their front-yard. This other Rocket Lawn Chair, is a lawn chair with rocket to propel you across the lawn when your are sitting.Disclaimer: Rocket Lawn Chair, Inc. is not responsible for third-degree burns, nuclear explosions, death, coma, or an untimely death of everyone within a mile of the owner.
Lawn chair is back but with
more less pwnage than Halo 3. Its going back to its old days so now it can lock on again.....except only on air vehicles....... N00bs Pr0s will run in fear when their banshee has a dildo fucking its ass. it also has bigger smaller boom, bigger smaller boom radius, and bigger smaller amounts of boom. It's better worse then Halo 3, nuff said.
The AI will constantly shoot at the closest walls, killing themselves humoursly.
-Relaxation while respawning because of Suicide.
-Blowin' Yourself up.
-Killing pr0s and annoying them (But thats a good thing).
-Anti air weapon of SUCK
| Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick
Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose
| Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank
Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher |
|The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield|