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Cquote1Oh my! What an excellent machine!Cquote2
— Guilty Spark on the rocket warthog

The Rocket Hogcher

The Rocket Warthog was only shown in Halo PC and have never been seen after that. Some people miss them, including the all-powerful and uber-grunty Menace Potatoe

The rockets was fueled by pure Gruntiness and pwned noobs like hell. It was replaced by the Gauss Warthog, which is way better, because: Gauss=Uber fast rockets. The rocket hog has a ridiculously slow rate of fire, and is best used against noobs, snipers, boosters, dead bodies, mice, tanks, your mom, your dad, your sister, your cousin, your dinner, a huge group of asstards that know that they'll get owned by explosives sooner or later, and other rocket hogs.

Why they RockedEdit

  • Uncanny ability to pwn a Scorpion Tank.
  • Canny ability to be pwned by a Scorpion Tank
Midget Warthog | Master Chief's Pimped out Car | The Big Ugly Piglet | Car with a Boomstick | Gauss Warthog's Lost Brother | Lazy People's Dream Car | Coal Sucker Sheila | Are we there yet? | Wannabee Helicopter | Birdy | Long Sword
Witchcraft | Honorable, Immobile Vehicle (HIV) | A Haunting | GET TO DA CHOPPA! | Wall Climber | Crappy Spectre Replacement | Covenant Mustang | The simple vehicle you can't drive | Oversized Grape | Wraith's Evil Twin Brother | Don't Know Where You're Going Vehicle | UFO | Phantom's Father

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