Joke torture

An unlucky Elite who has been taken to the joking room.

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How Energy swords Like Incinerating Our enemies Stomachs was a group of elite Elites who were give drugs by Mr. T and Chuck Norris. The project was started by the Prophet of Truth, who wanted a being strong enough to listen to his jokes. However, they even died from them, and the two left who could mate made children without any special DNA. Still, they will kill you. Really. And gut you with an energy sword, and burn you with a Flamethrower and Fire grenades until golden brown. Then they eat you.

Trivia Edit

  • They were actually bioluminescent, but don't ask me what that means.

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