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The library was used by forerunner geeks. Then when the AIDS virus took over, Gravemind tried to eat all the books to make him extra brainy but nearly choked himself. Its now only called a library because the forerunners wanted to see how many book lovers would come and get infected. It is wise to bring a shotgun, because the zombies can not rape you without their genitals.
Unlike most library's, this library is absolutely massive, so much so, that many people have got lost in it. They wandered around aimlessly until the flood ate them all NOM NOM NOM!
The book index can be found in the center of the library which also activates the giant hula hoop to repeal the AIDS infection!