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Kwassass, better known as the or the "Grunt that gets more ass than a toilet seat", is a Grunt who accidentally blew up a huge-ass bomb and killed billions of split jaws, Hairy Weirdos, and Turkeys, along with himself. For this he is a hero.
Incident with the NOVA Bomb Edit
Kwassass was stationed on a ship, that just so happened to have stolen an armed NOVA Bomb. He was cold one day, and thought, "Hmm, wouldn't that be a great source of heat?"
So, he set off the bomb and enjoyed a momentary flash of heat. Then he died.