For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Kwassass.
AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!

Kwassass enjoying himself on a friday afternoon

IMG 0384

Kwassass, better known as the or the "Grunt that gets more ass than a toilet seat", is a Grunt who accidentally blew up a huge-ass bomb and killed billions of split jaws, Hairy Weirdos, and Turkeys, along with himself. For this he is a hero.

Incident with the NOVA Bomb Edit

Kwassass was stationed on a ship, that just so happened to have stolen an armed NOVA Bomb. He was cold one day, and thought, "Hmm, wouldn't that be a great source of heat?"

So, he set off the bomb and enjoyed a momentary flash of heat. Then he died.

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.