Kamikaze Grunt

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A Kamikaze Grunt is a type of suicidal maniac, most likely bent on domination of some sort. They appear out of no where and start stalking you in Halo 3. They have been noted to kill themselves on occasion. They are infused with the greatest of gruntiness, simliar to the scarab and The Noobinator and they hold two orbs of pure gruntiness to blow away there enemys in a extremely humilating fashion.

[edit] The Oath of The Divine Wind

I be a Grunt,

A Grunt's what I be,

I be no solider,

Just Kamikaze.

I take the lives,

of others, and me

in hopes to kill

the enemy.

The Demon, he stands, tall and proud,

but he won't, when my stickies knock him down.

My Grunty charm is all that matters

When my insides...and outsides...start to splatter.

I sit here, and wait

for the journey to come,

I sit here, wasted, just like a bum.

So I'll light up my life, and yours, on the matter,

When my insides...and outsides...start to splatter.

You know you love it

Don't deny

The graceful bliss

When I die.

My Gruntish blood,

Blue in tinge,

Makes the demon

Want to cringe.

So I stick myself, and all that matters,

is when your insides...and outsides...start to splatter.

For I am a Grunt, the lowest of ranks.

You can try to run,

You can try to hide.

But fail you will,

You'll be covered by my insides.

Even though I am small in mass,

I'll shove my blue balls up your ass.

My life is freezing, cold, and dank.

But then again, that won't really matter,

When I cover you,

In my brain splatter.