Cquote1Good thing they don't have these in multiplayer for NoobsCquote2
— An average Halo gamer
— A noob ready to use his Gravy Hammer with overshield shortly before he kills himself with the hammer.

This is one of the most holy and all devouring pieces of equipment in Halo 3 because you can kill them, but they can't kill you. Juggernaut(built-in), and Brute Chieftains are the only ones that use this equipment. Once a crappier version was used by tar tar sauce but he was eventually pwned by the Justice League of South America


A Brute using his invincibility. Well...that or he's preparing to fire an energy blast from his face.

Halo 3 Campaign Edit

Brute Chieftains use this because they're cowards and are afraid of AIDS raping them, receiving a blast out da cannon, or Master Chief tea-bagging his corpse. Elites tried to copy this technology, but they couldn't because they were not noobish enough.

When SPARTAN 117 adds this bit of holy swag to his arsenal, he can use it when he sees fit. These "fit" situations include: that one part in the last level of Halo 3 where you reach the top of the control room and zomg! Like fifteen-

thousand flood come at you and your squid-like friend from thin air. It can be used when dealing with Chieftans too because they are just... hard to beat when they're roaring and smashing things like: their allies, your mother, your sister/cousin, your allies, Arbiturd, co-op n00bs, marines (also considered n00bs), or of coarse you.

Halo 3 Online Edit

The good thing is that Bungie and their Flaming Ninjas don't tolerate Noobs abusing such items, so they didn't put it in online matches.

Useful Equipment
Gruntiness' Dumb Brother | That Green Orb Plant that heals you | The Mine that can be seen a mile away | Yellow Ball of gay-version of Gruntiness | Blue Shield Thingy
Crappy Equipment that makes you wonder why Bungie put them in Halo
Blue Ball of Suckage of life | White-yellow soup fog | Feel the breeze under you | Thing that makes radars play music and go insane
Other stuff
Good for ugly people like Brutes | Most abused by noobs | Something your mom uses everyday

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