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The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull (short for "I Would Have Been Your Daddy, But The Ugly Dog Beat Me To The Fence And Now I Am Somehow Stuck Capitalizing The First Letter of Every Word I Say Like A Bitch With Menthols" Skull) is a skull that Master Chief gets after jumping through many Hula Hoops. All that could have been skipped as a Grunt just appears out of nowhere a few seconds after the Arbiter stabs Truth, carrying a skull, no matter how many times you jump over a holographic halo. The conversation with the Grunt can be seen below:
- Grunt: Ahahaha! He think he need to jumps through those rings but I'm the one who has it!"
- Chief, exhausted from jumping so much: "Hey."
- Grunt: "Ha! I had the skull the whole time! You didn't have to go through that crap."
- Chief: "So?" (picks up skull and proceeds to leave)
- Grunt: "No!" (starts jumping in front of Chief, annoying) "Be sad! You didn't have to pay me! You could've just killed me and taken it!"
<The stinky Chief rips off his backpack.>
- Chief: "Say the Flipyap thing and THEN I'll cry."
- Grunt, beginning to suffocate: "But I'm Yapflip, his brother! Why would I..." (takes breath) "You...killed Flip...yap. Or... Yapflip..." (dies)
- Other grunt: "This time it was Yapflip."
<Arbiter takes the skull and bashes the grunt with it.>
Here's a list of what a Grunt would say when the IWHBYD Skull is on:
- You killed Fapyap! - When you kill a Grunt.
- Feel my blue balls! - When a Grunt throws a Plasma Grenade.
- Someone lost their virginity. - When a Grunt sees a corpse on top another corpse.
- It's Kwarsh!!! - When a Grunt sees a Grunt Ultra.
- I grunted on you!-when a Grunt, well, grunts on you
- If you're here to touch a Grunt, go to the back of the line. - When you are spotted.
- Give it to me! - When you get close to a Brute.
Jackals say these when IWHBYD Skull is on, but in a hiss-like sentence:
- Asshole! - When you shot a Jackal.
- Wort Wort W -- just go.
- WORT WORT WOORRRRTTT!!!!!!!! WO-- What did I tell you go away Elite !!
- Your mother- I mean WORRRRT!
The director gets shot