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Hunter

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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Hunter.
*Quaking growl*
— Pissed off Hunter.
*Quaking growl*
— Hunter on something complex and philosophical.
*Quaking growl*
— Hunter on his 'lil bro.
*Quaking growl*
— Psychotic Hunter gone rampant.
*Quaking growl*
— Hunter on life's purpose.
If I am made up of worms, why can't I just rearrange the worms around the bullet so it goes through me?
— A smart Hunter, who later found out he couldn't
My God! Stomach protection! That's it!
— Yet another smart Hunter.
How the hell can I see if I have no eyes?!
— The same smart Hunter.
I better watch out, I dont want to get heart worms!!
— A Hunter comedian trainee.
Why the hell am I made of orange squirming Dicks?
— A Hunter with a REALLY good question.
I see something, I shoot at it, it dies
— An anonymos Hunter uncovering the very basics of Hunter combat strategy.

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[edit] Overview

Hunters (Also known as "Can of Worms", or "Big things") are made up of thousands of fucking dicks, who decided that they should form a hive creature because they got tired of being stepped on by other species on their home planet. Now, since they were oppressed by bigger things before, they like to step on other Covenant races because they want them to know how it feels to be stepped on. They have joined alliances with the Elites because both species hate everyone and Gruntiness.

VOMITING never take an unlicensed bartenders "World Famous Drinking Challenge"

When fighting, Hunters are out-fitted with giant fucking penis beams of doom, which they generally shoot at everything that makes them angry. They also carry giant shields that protectfuck them fromfuck almost weaponfuck in the known universe, exept Chuck Norris, although with their armour they don't really need it. Like the other Covenant species the Hunters have to take a dip in the Butter cauldron before battle so sticky grenades will slide off instead of sticking to them. When their friend is killed during a fight, they have been known to have tantrums that can destroy entire solar systems. In this rage they step on anything they see. And then shoot it with their giant green laser cannons of death. Give him a break, you'd be emotional too if your best friend was just killed.

Hunters, however powerful, seem to ignore having a shield on their backs. This has caused a guy in Halo to kill many hunters, decreasing the population rapidly enough. Hunters seem to be overconfident.

[edit] Religion

The Hunters are considered satanists because they worship their Gruntiness, similar to playboy bunnies (t. Instead, they worship something called the playboy bunny (this gets changed every week) . Do not make fun of the playboy bunny in front of a Hunter, as it will get pissed and rush you.

The playboy bunny or something is currently hiding underground (literally underground), so an interview was unable to be established-though a close associate gave a purrrrr on her behalf.

A lot of Hunters have a strong bond and have even been known to resort to inter-breeding. 2 known hunters that have engaged in this anti social act is Igido Nosa Hurru, Ogada Nosa Fasu Hunters are gay.Or hump them self like Godzilla considering they are close cousins.

[edit] Hunters Names

To determine a hunters name, you must put it infornt of an elite which will fuck the hunter senseless. Then, depending on how much love juice was produced during the rituals, they get their names from that. Some name include ...

Fuckless the barbarian

FuckFuck the YapYap wanabe

Grunty the gruntmeister

SexMachine, the dickless hunter

Needles the thin dirty one

Cumshot, the ultimate forefucker...

[edit] Famous Hunters

The most famous Hunter is Yrrah Gnivri, You may know him as Mr. Covenant 2325. He has starred in many movies like Forest Grunt, My Big Fat Green Gun, and Worms Gone Wild.

The Covenant
Testicle Chins | Xenomorphs | The big fluffy ones | Mods
Those huge bastards with big guns | Gigantasaurus Neverappearus
Space Wasps | Sniper Turkeys | The little cute ones
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