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The Humbler Stun Device is a light-saber that is, in no way, dangerous. These are used by the UNSC Marines and police mostly for "motivating" people with no long-term side effects except cancer and brain damage. The Humbler Device is very humble and only turns on when it thinks someone needs a beating or interrogation. It "stuns" people temporarily and makes them piss uncontrollably, since the temporary loss of voluntary urinary functions.

When some Spartans arrived at Reach in 2517, these batons were used by Chief Petty Officer Mendez to "motivate" them, or in other terms, beat them 'till they did as they were told.

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