From Gruntipedia

Humans, otherwise known as Vermin by the Covenant are a race of..... well.... fat hairy apes and sex machines. Humans come in many shapes and sizes:

• Avery Johnson (That cool black guy)
• Master Chief (A really spotty ugly bastard, what other reason does he have for never showing anyone his face)
  
• Marines (Useless)
• ODST's (Really useless)
• Sgt.johnson (Avery Johnson's uncle's brother's cousin's sister's aunt's friend's boyfriend's daughter's mother's granddad's dog's hideous offspring)
• Gruntipedians (The lowest of the low)
• Halopedians (Smartasses)
• CommanderTony (Once killed thirty Brutes just by pointing his gun at them. And is a legend upon the UNSC Marine Corps.
• Michael Jackson (Raped three Grunts during the Battle of Installation 05)
• George Bush (President with most vacation time: 427 days. Uses it to plot against the future enemy of America, the ungodly Flood.)
• Lord Hood (Who was formerly known as "Lord o' da Hood" in his younger years.)
• Chuck Norris the pitiful humans ultimate weapon even stronger than all halo rings combined(it has been record that he roundhouse-kicked 93,808 grunts out of 93,809 in the spring break of '92 and strangled the last one)
• Oggespartan117 (once freaked out and killed 110,5 n00bs when he failed in shoting down a Phantom.)
• Pvt. Wallace A. Jenkins Kills Flood just by staring them down. Also killed 900000000000 Brutes. Also a legend in the UNSC Marines.
• Misterchief One of Master Chiefs retarded brothers who accidentally slaughtered his whole team with a missile pod
• Benboi Shot a grunt. Legend among the n00b's.

*Arbita the Grunt Tamer Can make grunts dance.

[edit] Appearance

Most humans are small and squishy. They are filled with guts and liquids which make them fun to pop. They have to arms, legs and a head, which seems to be the center of the noise that they create making it an easy target. They have a function jaw, unlike Elites. They range in color, from black to white to red (Only after excessive beating). They are physically extremely weak in comparison to other races and aren't very fast or stealthy. They are superior to some other races though, due to the fact that they have an opposable thumb, allowing them to grasp objects. This is pretty much why they won the Covenant/Human war. Some humans have hair, but not as much as brutes, but more than grunts. Oddly enough, they are able to survive repeated bullet wounds and tall heights, yet can die from a Warthog hitting them, even if the warthog was not in motion.

[edit] Humans in Battle

The humans best strategy in a fight is to mock the enemy with useless threats that most of the enemies don't even understand. They are extremely dangerous when throwing poo and when wielding rocket launchers. Human fatalities are usually more common than enemy fatalities when marines are involved with a battle. the only human like things to help humans are walter and melvin. melvin shots a verbal threaret and walter gases them to death.

Note: Humans have been known to send invinsible sqauds of marines after Master thief, ignoring all covenant. they also dont know how to use their own vehicles properly, because their minds are too weighted down with insults to learn driving.