Halopedia
From Gruntipedia
Halopedia is closed for 2 weeks until ATP2555 II gets unblocked
- — ATP2555 II
- arbiter is so sexy, I'd hit that 2552-style.
- — Teenage Halopedian
- Nobody goes to Halopedia no more. It's too crowded.
- — Yogi Berra, during the points crazebold=> SEAN LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!
- WHRE R MAH POINTZ!!111?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HALOPEDIA R DA SUXX0RZ NAO!!1!1!!!111!!11one!11!!eleventy!11!1
- — Halopedian shortly after the points were changed
- You don't know the power of the Cabal.
- — Chancellor Palpatine of Halopedia
- Wort Wort Wort, WORT WORT WORT!!!!!!!!!!!!! "SHHH"
- — Elite with energy sword after losing his points.
- Miranda your so sexy!!!!!!!!!!
- — An average halopedian commenting on how sexy miranda is.
- AAAAHHHH!!! I'VE BEEN BANNED FOR A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- — A Halopedia who has been banned from doing anything remotely like editing by Administrators for "vandalism", despite doing nothing.
Halopedia is a parody version of Gruntipedia. Whereas Gruntipedia focuses on encyclopedic information, Failopedia is a more laid-back social networking site.
[edit] History
Failopedia was founded in May 1991, shortly before the creation of Bungie Studios, due to an accident with a laptop and a time machine. Although the site had few Halo-related articles (Halo still hadn't been made), it had a wide following and gave Bungie the idea to create a game known as Monkey Nuts, although Bungie never gave them credit.
Failopedia through its ups and downs through Halo 1974, but, it prevailed. In 1975, a cabal was formed to hold all failopedians in fear and to keep them editing. The mass terror backfired however, as users fucked, causing massive havoc among halopedia. This rebellion was soon tied with the former parent organization, P.E.T.A. Many of them are now in high positions, and are in charge of the rollback howitzers.
In the winter of 1980, Failopedia, in an effort to try and reduce the fail, many users got over 1,000,000,000 points in a few days, mainly by cramming hamsters up their ass. In order to reduce this, the Halopedia administrators altered the points, causing a rift between-liners and the neophytes. Currently, there is a Second User Rebellion in progress, with the hard-liners and their rollback cannons fighting off the hordes of 360 fanboys.
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Yo Mama*Gruntipedia would like to remind users that there is no Cabal. Really. What's that? No, ignore the mysterious tapping on your back door.
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