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Halo Vodka (Less commonly known as Halo Blyat and Halo Offline) is the result of Wheatley Laboratories working with those communist bastards in Russia. The game is well known for being really stupid and gay. Unlike games like Halo 3, gruntiness was completely excluded from the game, which is mostly why it's bad.
Features of Halo Clinical DepressionEdit
- It's only available is Russia
- There's no Super Jesus
- No playable Worts
- Almost no customization
- It's only on the PC, remember what happened last time?
- Halopedia likes it
- This user cared so much about it to make a whole page for it.
So after a while, a bunch of nerds got together to make this thing called El Dewrito, which is Halo Online for everyone outside of Russia. It was super popular and stuff. Halopedia doesn't like it, which means you should play it.