For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on самоубийца.
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This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!

The logo to Halo Online. People under the age of 18 should not look at this.

Customization halo online

In-game screenshot of the customization screen for Halo Online.

Halo Vodka (Less commonly known as Halo Blyat and Halo Offline) is the result of Wheatley Laboratories working with those communist bastards in Russia. The game is well known for being really stupid and gay. Unlike games like Halo 3, gruntiness was completely excluded from the game, which is mostly why it's bad.

Features of Halo Clinical DepressionEdit

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El DewritoEdit

So after a while, a bunch of nerds got together to make this thing called El Dewrito, which is Halo Online for everyone outside of Russia. It was super popular and stuff. Halopedia doesn't like it, which means you should play it.

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