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AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!

After the Autumn crashed down from taking to much abuse from the captain, Master Chief and some Noobs go camping around the ring and the canyons. MC is so glad he saved that marine at the end of the last mission, who promptly dies as soon as the level starts. They travel ond some long journey now and Chief saves more noobs from Covenant barbeque attacks. Everyone waits for Chief to scream. And when Captain Keyes get captured by the Covenant and all his squad executed, Chief must find him near a Covenant ship called The Lies and no Return.

Opening CutsceneEdit

§ Cortana: We’re coming in too fast! Heh, coming too fast...

§ Pilot: Dayyum! Air brake failure! They blew too early!

§ Cortana: Heh, blew too early...

§ Pilot: I can’t hold it! Brace for impact!!

§ Cortana: Heh, can’t hold i— *the ship crashes sparing the entire crew who were on the verge of suicide*

GameplayEdit

  • Master Chief: Damn you, you Elite! Get away from ma boat, you heard me. I'm going to a party.

{Master Chief finds Marines near a structure with tents.}

  • Random Marine: Yay, he is here.
  • Keyes: (Over Radio) Chief get your ass over here and help us!
  • Foehammer: (Over Radio) Chief, go a suprise for the party. Here's a Warthog.

{A Pelican comes out of nowhere and drops a Warthog.}

  • 'Nooby Marine: EEEYYYAAARRRGGGHHH DEAR GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS WHY DID I STAND UNDER THAT PELICAN?!?!?!?!'
  • Master Chief: Yay, Road Trip. I call dibbs on driver seat.

{Master Chief gets on the Warthog with 2 Marines, one on gunner seat, one on passenger seat. Another noob attempts to ride on the hood, but slips off and is crushed under the Warthog. MC reverses over him for good measure, to make absolutely sure that he doesn't catch noobitis}

  • Master Chief: Vroom Vroom. Speed!

{Master Chief goes through some tunnels, the Gunner Marine opens an apple cider bottle and squirts it all over the place, they resurface near a valley or something.}

  • Gunner Marine: Haha! Yeeeeeaaaaah! {Apple cider flies in his face} Ah! AHHH!

{The passenger marine dies and the Master Chief drops the body at the nearby river.}

  • Gunner Marine: Shouldn't we have buried him?
  • Master Chief: Fuck that. We should get the marines.

{Master Chief gets done with his mission, but learns that stupid Keyes got captured and needs rescuing. No one knows what happened to the gunner marine.}


Levels of the Halo Series   Source
  Halo: Combat Evolved Campaign:   The Pillar of Autumn  |  Halo  |  The Truth and Reconciliation  |  The Silent Cartographer  |  Assault on the Control Room  |  343 Guilty Spark  |  The Library  |  Two Betrayals  |  Keyes  |  The Maw
  Halo: Combat Evolved Multiplayer:   Battle Creek  |  Blood Gulch  |  Boarding Action  |  Chill Out  |  Chiron TL-34  |  Damnation  |  Danger Canyon  |  Death Island  |  Derelict  |  Gephyrophobia  |  Hang 'Em High  |  Ice Fields  |  Infinity  |  Longest  |  Prisoner  |  Rat Race  |  Sidewinder  |  Timberland  |  Wizard
  Halo 2 Campaign:   The Heretic  |  The Armory  |  Cairo Station  |  Outskirts  |  Metropolis  |  The Arbiter  |  The Oracle  |  Delta Halo  |  Regret  |  Sacred Icon  |  Quarantine Zone  |  Gravemind  |  Uprising  |  High Charity  |  The Great Journey
  Halo 2 Multiplayer:   Ascension  |  Backwash  |  Beaver Creek  |  Burial Mounds  |  Coagulation  |  Colossus  |  Containment  |  Desolation  |  District  |  Elongation  |  Foundation  |  Gemini  |  Headlong  |  Ivory Tower  |  Lockout  |  Midship  |  Relic  |  Sanctuary  |  Terminal  |  Tombstone  |  Turf  |  Uplift  |  Warlock  |  Waterworks  |  Zanzibar
  Halo 3 Campaign:   Arrival  |  Sierra 117  |  Crow's Nest  |  Tsavo Highway  |  The Storm  |  Floodgate  |  The Ark  |  The Covenant  |  Cortana  |  Halo
  Halo 3 Multiplayer:   Assembly  |  Avalanche  |  Blackout  |  Citadel  |  Cold Storage  |  Construct  |  Epitaph (Epilogue)  |  Foundry  |  Ghost Town  |  Guardian  |  Heretic  |  High Ground  |  Isolation  |  Last Resort  |  Longshore  |  Narrows  |  Orbital  |  Rat's Nest  |  Sandbox  |  Sandtrap (Sand Tarp)  |  Snowbound (Boundless)  |  Standoff  |  The Pit (Pit Stop)  |  Valhalla
  Halo Wars Campaign:   Alpha Base  |  Relic Approach  |  Relic Interior  |  Arcadia City  |  Arcadia Outskirts  |  Dome of Light  |  Scarab  |  Anders' Signal  |  The Flood  |  Shield World  |  Cleansing  |  Repairs  |  Beachhead  |  Reactor  |  Escape
  Halo Wars Multiplayer:   Barrens  |  Beasley's Plateau  |  Blood Gulch  |  Blood River  |  Chasms  |  Crevice  |  Exile  |  Fort Deen  |  Frozen Valley  |  Glacial Ravine  |  Labyrinth  |  Memorial Basin  |  Pirth Outskirts  |  Release  |  Repository  |  Terminal Moraine  |  The Docks  |  Tundra
  Halo 3: ODST Campaign:   Prepare to Drop  |  Mombasa Streets  |  Tayari Plaza  |  Uplift Reserve  |  Kizingo Boulevard  |  ONI Alpha Site  |  NMPD HQ  |  Kikowani Station  |  Data Hive  |  Coastal Highway
  Halo 3: ODST Firefight:   Alpha Site  |  Chasm Ten  |  Crater  |  Last Exit  |  Lost Platoon  |  Rally Point  |  Security Zone  |  Windward
  Halo: Reach Campaign:   Noble Actual  |  Winter Contingency  |  ONI Sword Base  |  Nightfall  |  Tip of the Spear  |  Long Night of Solace  |  Exodus  |  New Alexandria  |  The Package  |  The Pillair of Autumn |  Lone Wolf
  Halo: Reach Multiplayer:   Anchor 9  |   Battle Canyon  |   Breakneck  |  Breakpoint  |  Boardwalk  |  Boneyard  |  Condemned  |  Countdown  |  Forge World  |   High Noon  |  Highlands  |   Penance  |  Powerhouse  |  Reflection |   Ridgeline  |  Spire  |   Solitary  |  Sword Base  |   Tempest  |   Zealot (Arena Zealot)
  Halo: Reach Firefight:   Beachhead  |  Corvette  |  Courtyard  |  Glacier  |  Holdout  |  Installation 04  |  Outpost  |  Overlook  |  Unearthed  |  Waterfront
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Campaign:   Prologue  |  Dawn  |  Requiem  |  Forerunner  |  Infinity  |  Reclaimer  |  Shutdown  |  Composer  |  Midnight  |  Epilogue
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Multiplayer:   Abandon  |  Adrift  |  Complex  |  Exile  |  Erosion  |  Haven  |  Harvest  |  Impact  |  Longbow  |  Meltdown  |  Pitfall  |  Ragnarok  |  Ravine  |  Shatter  |  Solace  |  Vertigo  |  Vortex  |  Wreckage
I'm not listing the Spartan Ops levels.

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