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Hula hoop

A Hula hoop ring firing Flood repellent across the galaxy

Hulasahoop

Perhaps the most advanced Hula Hoop discovered as of yet.

Cquote1God's personal anti-son-of-a-bitch-machineCquote2
Mr. T
Cquote1Halo, it's "Divine Wind" will rush through the stars, perspirating something about salvation and stuff like that.Cquote2
Prophet of Mercy on Halo's "power"
Cquote1WORT WORT WORT!Cquote2
elite after discovering halo's control room
Cquote1They are not so much religious relics, more like holocaust machines.Cquote2
— Installation 04's guide
Cquote1Halo halo haloooo!Cquote2
— Beyonce singing the sacred song before activating halo
Cquote1I don't think we should turn it on...Cquote2
— Marine at control room
Cquote1I think we should...Cquote2
— Marine at control room
Cquote1I think you should shut up...Cquote2
— Marine at control room
Cquote1No think of it as the biggest team kill ever!!Cquote2
— Marine at control room
Cquote1Now that I think about it we should press the buttonCquote2
— Marine at control room
Cquote1OH! IMMA THINKIN OF A'PRESSIN' DIS BUTTON DAT SAYS "PRESS DIS BUTTON TA ACTIVATE HALO"Cquote2
— A n00b about to activate Halo
Cquote1Thats no moon.......its a F$%^ing ripoff of the death star times 7Cquote2
— Obi wan
Cquote1Why Chief?! Why!!!!???Cquote2
— a Grunt screaming till death
Cquote1(gibberish)translated- Why are we just standing here, when we could take a ship and infect earth?Cquote2
— A Really smart flood (impossible, they're walking pieces of shit) talking to all other flood
Cquote1My creators detonated the Hula hoop partly due to boredomeCquote2
— 343 guilty spark to the Masturebatier Chief
Cquote1(gibberish)translated-Nah, We're fine staying here thank youCquote2
— The rest of the aids
Cquote1LOL LETZ TAKE A HUGE FRIGATE 'N PUT IT INSIED TEH HOLE AND DEN TAEK A PIKTCHUR IT'LL LUK SO PHUNNY DURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURRRRR!!1!eleventy!!1!one! *chokes on laughter and dies*Cquote2
— Some dumb perverted little kid.


The Hula-hoops, sometimes referred to as Cockrings, were seven massive onion rings built by the Forerunners to contain and stop the spread of Aids throughout the Galaxy.

Known Hula-hoops are:

  • Alpha Hula-hoop, also known as Installation 04.
  • Second Alpha Hula-hoop, also known as Installation 04 (II).
  • Delta Hula-hoop, also known as Installation 05.
  • And Pepsi Hula-hoop, which was a flavour just too weird for the Universe to endure.
  • The Coke Hula-hoop is exactly the same as the Pepsi Hula-hoop, but nobody realizes it.
  • The Fanta Hula-hoop, which was something entirely different.
  • Fart's Hula-hoop, also known as The Ark or Installation 00
  • And the final "Noob" Hula-hoop which released the dreaded noobs

Hula-Hoops are known to be frequently stopped or asploded by people named Master Chief. Sometimes, the Hula-Hoops are started by people named Johnson, and make the Hula-Hoops explode, leaving the smallest amount of time for people named Master Chief and The Arbiter to get off the Hula-Hoop and leave the one with the name Master Chief floating in space and the one named The Arbiter on a planet called Earth.

Fun

these are some of the things found on the halo rings

Assassination motion
247H HMG
Supresor

this thing just shoots and shoots and shoots and shooots

Hula Hoop's (Halo's) DesignEdit

Cquote1One ring rule them all... That is a good idea! Joe can we build it?Cquote2
— A forerunner after watched the Lord of the rings. That is the moment when the Halos were designed.

The giant hula-hoop thingies are big rings in space with grass and trees and stuff on the inside. It isn't known what they are made of, but many top scholars suspect they are made

343 Guilty Gollum

All Halo Rings have a monitor, which is generally crazed and looks like this ^^^^

of rubber, like a big rubber band. Activating the Halo Hula-hoop will result in it being shot like a rubber band. This would result in a giant rubber band flying through the galaxy, destroying all the planets in its path. The giant hula-hoop things are suspected to be about eleven Grunts tall. And seventeen Grunts Wide, thus making them 'non-hoopie', but more 'ovallie', but seeing as they are probably made of rubber, nobody knows for sure.

It is often unrealized, but the Hula Hoops are a danger to seafaring people. That's because ships can sail over the edge of the Hula Hoop and fall down to somewhere. So it seems that the old, dead Europeans that believed that if you sail too far, you would fall over Earth's (or, in this case, Hula-Hoop's) edge were actually right. And so the AIDS was spread throughout the INTERWEBZ by the jumbo hula hoop vaginas in the sky. TEH ENDZORZ

Known Hula HoopsEdit

Other rumored usesEdit

-Goalposts for 'gravsmack' a sport in which gravity hammers are used to hit objects across the universe.

-Targets for marines' target practice.

-Microwaves

-Flashlights

-Hair removal

-Checkpoints for space races

-Overcooked lunch that have been left too long

- Will transport you to the almighty layer of Ceiling Cat

-A burger bar

- Hair salon

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