- In Soviet Russia, Guardians still keep you from leaving map!!
- — Cortana
The Guardians (also known as the Cockblockers) are the annoying things who kill you every time you try to go outside an IB. No one is sure what they look like, but one hacker found this before being banned by the ninja adminzors and promptly killed.
The Guardians themselves are completely immortal to everything except a small weak spot in their backs which, if hit- wait, I have just been informed that Bungie has upgraded them so not even this weak spot will kill them. My advice is too STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
But it's pretty fun to annoy the crap out of them on the Sandtrap map with the gravity set to 50%. Yet those guardians are easy to avoid when driving a Quad at full speed. Unless you're a total fool who laughs at the face of getting blown to hell while driving like a Marine.