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The "Wort Wort Warts" is the name of a Xenomorph disease. All Xenomorphs are born with it.
- Wanting to dance.
- Wanting to die.
- Wanting to jump off a cliff.
- Watching Alien 3.
- Explosive sneezing, diarhea, or coughs.
- Warts cover your body.
- You talk 1337.
- Intense suffering of megalomania
All of these must be followed correctly, in any order.
- Slap a girl's butt while her boyfriend is watching
- Scream "I SWEAR I'M NOT CRAZY" in your local grocery store (Walmart is great for this)
- Be a Grunt!