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His mom, the "Ick Yack" was a disgusting and Chaotic Rainbow monster.
This monster has killed many Transformers This monster raised Whatshisname and taught him lots of shit, like how to be a douche, how to be a politician and how to be disabled. He also learned how to make money annoy the **** out of people.
Later he became best friends with the prophet of Bob (Actually he preferred Bill) And became a well known prophet through the forces (hence the name "Whatshisname") He died after being subjected to pure gruntiness to make himself stronger. Little did he know that Gruntiness explodes if the user has smoked too much dope.
His funeral was attended by almost all covenant, and some humans because he liked humans. Mostly because he got to buy dope from them. Even God attended his fueral. Only to sit at the bar, drink beer, and laugh.