Grunt Rebellion

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The grunt rebellion was where the prophets made the grunts the hunter's pack mules and as you know the hunters are often pissed off(not often,ALL the time)so the hunters would often piss in the grunt's ears. The grunts snapped once the hunters started pissing out worms.

They rebeled and started setting off nukes creating mass panic and chaos. Rather pitiful, since by now the Covenant, and even the Humans had created weapons that were more destructive. Like Halo. Or the death star. Or Blackadder christmas charols.

The rebellion ended once an arbiter switched the usual crack they snorted with nesquik. And everyone knows what happens when nesquik is combined with gruntiness......they all started to turn into iguanas thus forcing them to surrender. Truly a marvel in evolution.

The grunts leader's name was "Ima Nota' Thha'ta Talla" and he also had a second in command named "Piswat"........in Human Indian style talk Piswat translates into "good for nothing".....it really does.....just check. "Ima Nota' Thha'ta Talla" was the first grunt in history to ever have snorted crack and he supplied the grunts of the Covenant with crack, thats why they suck so much, they are always high and that's why they have plasma pistols, because the prophets don't trust them with anything but toy guns. "Ima Nota' Thha'ta Talla" was later infected with AIDS and died a slow but painful death.