== A grunt is attacking the Arbiturd and the Douchebag Mastur Chef who just so happens to have the Grunt Birthday Party Skull on. == *Arbiter: What's the main purpose of Grunt confetti? *MC: Shut up and aim at his head. *Arbiter: Crap, I can't, I have a Plasma Pisto and (pulls out Bart Simpson doll)...this. *MC pauses for a moment, then says: I'm not gonna ask. *Grunt: Why aren't you firing? Without even looking, MC shoots him in the head, causing confetti to appear. *Arbiter: Ooh, confetti. *MC: Where? Damn, I missed it. To other users reading this, add your own stories!