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Truth: Hello Squidface.

Elite: WTH did you just call me?

Truth: Ummm... a Xenomorph! ROFL.

Xenomorph (From Aliens vs. Predator): You're gonna pay for thattttttt....

Truth: 0H $H1T... wait wait WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! WASN'T THIS IN THE LAST ARCHIVE?

Elite: Yup.

Xenomorph: Aww I can't use my face-huggers homies now.

Truth: Why are we using this joke?

Elite: We kinda ran out.

Xenomorph: Sucks, huh?

Truth: Ehhh.......

Truth: This is complete bullshit.


Elite: Facehuggers are similar to Infection Forms.

Truth: OH SHIT

  • Truth gets infected*

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Truth: Hey fellow Gruntipedians! Oskarmandude is a jackass!

Oskarmandude: WHAT DIDDYA SAY YOU MOFO?

Truth: Oh shit!

Oskar dual wields Plasma Repeater Scarab Guns and vaporizes Truth ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Truth: Why did the road cross the chicken?

Brute: The fuck?

Truth: You don't have any guesses?

Brute: Nope.

Truth: Me neither.

______________________________________________________________________________________________ Truth: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Arbiter: Why?

Truth: To meet his mortal enemy, KHICKEN!

Arbiter: That joke was so stupid, my nose flushed out with satanic diarrhea.

______________________________________________________________________________________________ Truth: Why did the Khicken cross the road?

Arbiter: This better be funny...

pulls out Energy Sword

Truth: *gulp* TO GET ON MAH PLATE!

And so then, the Arbiter anally crucified Truth...

Truth: Knock knock

Grunt: Who's there?

Truth: Shit

Grunt: Shit who?

EVERYONE AT TRA: SHIT OFF MY ASS YOU CAN PUT A DAMM LINE!

Truth: *sees everyone running truth over with an Amtrak Dash-8*

*Truth dies*

Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Regret: Hey truth! What do you ca-

Truth: REGRET, I THOUGH WE EXECUTED YOU!

Regret: And I thought Arbiter executed you multiple times, too

Truth: *grabs a rocket launcher and shoots regret 100000000000 times*

Regret: Didn't hurt.

Truth: *dual wields rocket launchers and spartan lasers and kills regret 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times*

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