Great Covenant Book of Jokes
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What do you call a Demon designated 117?
- — Truth
- Erm, I don't know
- — Poor unnamed Grunt
- John! Haha! Hahaha!
- — Truth
- Ha...haha...ha...I don't get it.
- — Grunt
The Great Covenant Book of Jokes was a holy text written by the Prophet of Truth, designed to keep up Covenant morale, but was soon discovered to consist of truly dreadful jokes, and has been deemed their downfall in the Human-Covenant War. It has been confirmed that this is the only book in the libraries of Covenant hell and has been attributed as the #1 cause of suicides on the Covenant side.
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Truth: What do you call a radar with a lotta red dots?
The Chief: An ambush?
Truth: No, trouble. He he he.
Truth: Knock knock.
Tartare Sauce: Who's there?
Truth: Aidair.
Brute Captain: Aidair who?
Truth: Aidair you open that door, without bowing before me!
Truth: What do you call a grenade that sticks to the male parts?
Chief: A plasma grenade?
Truth: No, a fag grenade!!!
Truth: What do you call an orange plasma grenade?
Tartar-Sauce: a Firebomb?
Truth: It doesn't matter, its gonna kill you anyway!
(Prophet of) Truth: What do you call a very stupid prophet?
(Prophet of) Stupidity: Me?
(Prophet of) Truth: oh...right...
Random Elite: Hey, err, uh, "half-jaw"... How do you even pronounce your name?
Rtas 'Vadum: ....
Rtas 'Vadum: I don't know.
Truth: Has anyone else noticed my resemblance to the Pope?
Miranda: Does that mean you're Catholic too?
Truth: *starts disrobing* I admit...I need your help...
Miranda: *screams and runs away*
Truth: But that secret dies with all the rest!
