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$100 for each quote. No, this isn't a scam or rip-off.


Are you lost, confused, or just plain daft? Had enough of your pathetic life? Too pussy to suicide? Tired of hearing this crazed mofo's ranting? Want to read a few words of enlightenment from a random grunt?

Well, you came to the right place. The Random Grunt is a random, yet wise Grunt who gives a random quote to confused strangers. Why trust a random grunt, you say? A random grunt is wiser than the average noob! Not impressed? A random grunt spoke one word to Cortana and made a whore out of her. That should be enough to convince you.

You can donate quotes to an uncreative random grunt here. Talk with the a random grunt here.


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Cquote1 When it doubt, FLEE!!! Cquote2


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