Fuel Rod Cannon

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Holy shit, that gun is big.

— A Marine upon seeing a Fuel Rod Gun

Damn this stupid gun!

— A random Hunter from Halo 3 online

OMG! IMMA PWNZ THAT GUY, IMMA BEST AT USE DIS GUN IMMA JUST DISCOVER I R TEH L33TZORZ L0LZ

— A n00b when he first uses the Fuel Rod

This is one of the awesomest guns in the game. It calls on the power of ~~God~~ Snot Almighty to shoot big globs of superheated lime Jell-O at n00bs and humans in single player. Unfortunately, those big walking wormcans get to have these things bolted on their freakin' arms. It is also known as the BFG, Big F****ng Gun, and Big Gun from Doom. It's also been called TGOKAW- The Grunts' Only Kick Ass Weapon.

The Fuel Rod gun fires a lime-flavoured jelly which explodes on contact with a solid object (like humans). Theories suggest that Nitroglicerine (that stuff that dinamite go off) is added when the gun fires the Jelly.

Due to legal issues with the Grunts, the Fuel Rod Gun was cut out of Halo 2 multiplayer. The Grunts argued that "The Fuel Rod Gun is the only weapon we have that doesn't make us suck. If we let anyone else use it, it would tone down our awesomeness [sic.] compared to those selfish self-loving Elite bastards. They then started a riot against all who disagreed."

[edit] Halo CE (Xbox)

Nope, can't use it cos it blows up in your face when you try to grab it.

[edit] Halo CE (PC/Mac)

There it is, but it's only for use online; but still, noobs feel its wrath there. And it's purple with batterys.

[edit] Halo 2

Noobs are still feeling its wrath on Xbox and Windows Live. But the Gun is removed from the multiplayer because of the Grunt's arguements (see above).

[edit] Halo 3

Looks like Bungie didn't want God's power in Halo 3, so they nerfed it. Now, it doesn't take out clusters of noobs in one shot, and now all it does is shoot straight (which is useless) make Hunters, Grunts, and Banshees scream in shame. Scream, dammit!!. The Gun can be forged though, which upsets Grunts (see above).

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