Frag Grenade

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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Frag Grenade.

Bet you can't stick it.

— Cortana to Master Chief when they are surrounded by angry, Death stick-wielding Elites

These ones don't stick, remember?

— Master Chief

Oh yeah.

— Cortana

Mommy, why won't these useless pieces of crap stick?

— Master Chief when he was 4

Ha... Oh crap. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

— Elite after he tries to stick a Frag Grenade to Brute with Gravity Hammer

OH S***!...*dead*

— Marine after he finds out frags don't stick. No really, he said *dead*.

Why won't this thing stick to me!!!

— A suicidal Brute as he tries to kill himself.

Frag Grenades(a.k.a.fag grenades) are crappy non-stick-to-people grenades. So far, Bungie has not made it stronger, leaving noobs to rely on other grenades in a futile effort to get kills. These grenades are only useful for warding off the methane breathers and sniper turkeys. The frag grenade, like its name says, is supposed to explode and fire sharp metal spikes into enemies, but Bungie was really lazy so they made it just explode normally.

While trying to snipe a n00b elite from the other side of the map, I noticed that he was staring at a frag grenade, trying to figure out how they worked. He then sought the opportunity to try and stick someone in mid-air with it. As he threw the 'nade, it hit the head of his opponent and ricocheted back to him. The rest went to my fileshare.

It is possible to stick them.. if you cover them in glue and ask them to hold the grenade on to them for the drying period and then to pull out the pin and scream.

Or another method is to throw it at someone and tell them to pass it back around two seconds before it explodes.

This grenade can bounce off walls, making it perfect for flushing n00bs out from hiding.

The most common death is when a someone pulls out the Gold Ticket at the complaint desk, where it says "Please, take one and wait". Needless to say, no-one has yet complained since the first 1,000,000 accidents.