Forerunners
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The Forerunners, also known as The Bastards That Started All of This Crap, are a mysterious and extremely suicidal race in the Halo Universe. They ran around the galaxy with giant, fast, world-destroying ships and when they found Aids, the only possible threat, they ran back and cried under their covers. Then, they decided that they didn't want to fight, but since Aids wouldn't leave them alone, they decided to commit suicide and take the entire galaxy with them. So they made giant hula hoops that fired a super-Über-unbelievably-yougottabekiddingmeomgwhoa-powerful ray of awesome Gruntiness that destroyed all life. Of course, one of the Forerunners didn't want to get everybody killed, so she went and built another installation-thingy outside the galaxy and put a whole bunch of races on it, including Humans and the Covenant. Man, why didn't she just save us and forget the Covenant?!? And even though we are the special ones the Covenant has all of their technology and now we must kill the Covenant and their superior weaponry. That girl was the Librarian. The reason she thought humans were special is because she did it in bed with Adam. Thanks, you mother-f***** bast****, you want us to save the universe, yet you give them the technology. They were also found alive, gambling on which side would win the Human-Covenant War (psst...you can get 10:1 odds on the Humans).
It is believed that the Forerunner's reason for building the ringy-thingys was mostly because they were bored. They existed such a long time ago that no other race was alive yet. Except AIDS.
In conclusion, the Foreunner are all emo kids who commit suicide instead of getting AIDS like big boys, it's stupid that they can make big ass all pwning-kick-ass-nasty-Uber-death-laser shooting hula hoops, but they can't step on popcorn.
The super death laser thingy magigs are call hula hoops. They are the suicidal machines that will destroy all the stupid Forerunners. They are made of the same material condoms are made of. And when the for-runners realized there was one too many threats they decided to activate it. This shot smaller hula hoops which blew up into small (very small) condoms filled with sperm. Which fits perfectly under the for-runners wing wang and the AIDS wing dang doodle flappy noodle. So with all the indestructible small condoms the race eventually died out but some guy didn't want this and had unprotected sex with their cousin which made mutated races known as Humans, the conglomerate Convenant, and other animals like the Jackholes and things with spiney backs that are used for Indian curry and for uber energy swords (or toothpicks for tartar sauce—conclusion; don't screw relatives with out your own condom).
forerunners( being emo dumb asses) made lightbulbs to fap over. thats all the jokes in this article. bye!!! I love you!!! also they created the /b/ section on 4chan.org!!!! bye now!!!
