This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by so it will fit the screen, fool!
, At the start a zombie carrying the no radar skull jumps over your *** head. Then you come upon some n00bs that soon will get zombiefyed by some little spiders. And some more zombies jump down and zombiefy some more n00bs. Move on and another n00b gets zombiefyed by more little spiders. Next there is a room with even more zombies repeatedly until you find a suicidal n00b after that an alien b@stard hook like ship which is called the shadow of intent and some shark like ships comes in and drops off some of your friendly neighborhood xenomorphs that will help you fight the AIDS and push on until you fight some super zombies then go into the crashed shark like ship and retrieve a message from the hot chick
It Stalked MeEdit
Miranda:'"Left 4 dead zombies are pimping everyone in the city!"
Miranda:"Just shoot the zombies"
Zombie:"I got the Fog skull kiss my ugly little ass"
The zombie jumps across to the other side thereby pissing everyone off
SMG Zombie:"You suck" *gunshot*
The zombie is dead and the skulls fall in front of MC wtf? do you know how f**** we are now HE WILL BE PISSED
Master Chief:"what de fuck bungie? I do everything for you AND YOU REPAY ME WITH THIS????!!!!!"
Arbiter:"It will be fine I remember the time I was in Halo 2 and everyone started calling me an asshole thanks to bungie"
Master Chief:"They'll pay Arby they'll pay"
Arbiter:"I don't know Chief everyone hates me I guess it's time"
Arby shoots himself (wow didn't see that coming)
Master Chief:"I'm tired of this shit! I'm going offline and mastubate"
Miranda:"I'll join you chief"
We all where that will lead....