For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Flare.
Cquote1Hey its a magical ball of light!Cquote2
— A mentally challenged Grunt

The Flare is a weapon of supreme cheapness mostly dropped by Brutes. Most players don't use it because the Covenant can somehow see through the cloud of shit because of their x-ray goggles of douchebaggery. Human forces have tried to make their own but to no avail. So we just don't use them that much in campaign-and only stupid people use it in multiplayer. I mean what the fuck!? Why even try when its range is so large that only a noob would think that it wouldn't effect him!?

It is the Brute version of the Flashbang.

The Good Edit

Wow, uh...nothing good to write except that, while in the cloud, you can hope to hit someone or something... something like a wall.... It's fun to stare at.

WTF?! why is there a good side article on this...this Cheap Waste-of-a-game thing

The Bad Edit

It's like someone dropped you in a bowl of chicken soup, yum. You can't see anything but a yellow fog! So Bungie, how is a feeble Noob to even kill a grunt with it when the grunt can somehow see through the chicken soup fog? A pointless weapon. Its the ultimate epic failure weapon, especially for noobs.

Facts Edit

It is only useful if you obtain the legendary: I can see through this chicken noodle soup goggles of SWAG. A good tactic is to throw it at a noob, who will immediately run into a wall screaming in fear of the sudden reverse-dark. Then you can kill him.

Useful Equipment
Gruntiness' Dumb Brother | That Green Orb Plant that heals you | The Mine that can be seen a mile away | Yellow Ball of gay-version of Gruntiness | Blue Shield Thingy
Crappy Equipment that makes you wonder why Bungie put them in Halo
Blue Ball of Suckage of life | White-yellow soup fog | Feel the breeze under you | Thing that makes radars play music and go insane
Other stuff
Good for ugly people like Brutes | Most abused by noobs | Something your mom uses everyday

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