Flamethrower
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HOLY S**T A TORCHBLOWER!!
- — the AIDS
- You are toast! burnt toast without butter or jelly!
- — n00bwith a flamethrower
The Flamethrower the name that is often incorectly used to describe the TorchBlower.
It is one of the few weapons useful for combatting AIDS. When its purifying flame comes in contact with AIDS it kills it in a buring mass. Nothing can stand in the way of its ultra flame of uber pwng which is said to be blessed by Jesus/Chuck Norris/Mr. T/Pope John Paul/Chuck Norris Jr. with that said it is a given that nothing not even grunts with the gruntiness can stand up to its pwng. The only thing that can stand up to it is the great yellow ball of protection.
No one is sure exactly how they were created, or where they came from, or why they are used. One marine asked once and was promptly shot in the head by Johnson for unknown reasons. When asked, he quoted, "I felt like it." He then shot the person who asked him.
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| The Quadlazer |
