Firebomb Grenade
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A ketchup for the brutes. Once thrown spits hot sauce everywhere.
[edit] Founding
Tartarus was experimenting with different spices, for his Human-on-a-Stick tasted awful. The 1st version was plasma sauce which had sudden bursts of flavor but it had a nasty side affect of asploding the food and anything it touches. The updated version, the Spike, was delicious but painful. Very painful. Then the firebomb came making the excellent spice. Now that's a spicey meatball!
WARNING: The wtf grenade may cause plasma poo, heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea, oh yeah and death
[edit] Adaption to the Brute Arsenal
Because of all the spicy goodness of the Firebomb, it was now used as a weapon and sauce carried by sissy brutes, (Camo Brute) Therefore enjoying the way of killing things, cooking the selected host and making them taste better and thus brute cheiftains no longer had to soften their meat with Gravity Hammers.
[edit] Trivia
- The drowsiness of the Firebomb helps little kiddie brutes and grunts fall asleep from bad sexual dreams.
- WARNING: Don't try to put it on food. Or anything else. Actually, it is best not to go near it at all. (Only if your're a human)
- They are HAWT, literally.
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