This level is the same as the last. I played it a hundred times and didn't see a difference until I heard
Distress Call:#7743980628 UNSC /BREACHED PERIMETER Help we're being overrun by noobs!! They have seize control of the PAC cannon and raping us! Aaahh they launch gas grenades heeelppp!!! we're in !l0z f0or4nn3r l33et 4rmy rul3s This distress call has been recieved on April 13 2554 All ship in Khobol are orderded to take back Epitaph End of message
So I went and the place was full of shit. We found many UNSC marines falling victim to their cancer are died from being t-bagged repeatedly' The l33t Army has left but we know where their homeworkd is .. Oh yea this is an act of war and they will regret it. Wait I forget to say oddly we found a lone grunt t-bagging a l333t marine good job Gruntipedia for ya'll owned him.
We've just launch out in HEVs unto the L33t Army's homeworld. The Pimpin Elephant II launch nuclear warheads on some cities but saving their capital city for us 7'000,000 died from the nuclear blasts
ODST:"We go in we kick ass"
Sgt Foley:"Their commander is Smoker he was and is a Halopedean but that doesn't matter cuase this is the last city the L33ts has!!"
Me and 4999 other ODSTs jump out of the HEVs and ran shooting
Sgt Foley:"I WANT THOSE L33TS DEAD!!!!"
The missile landed killing Sgt Foley
Me:"K now that I'm in command we'll just going to form a cicle aroundm the city then march slowly and shooting everything we see cuz we are not taking prisoners. And remember to t-bagged them"
Here is one interesting thing they forgot to reload they AA guns We marched through the city and man did the L33t Army suck at shooting How the hell did we lose a colony from them Oh right they launch gases k back to the battle We made it to their hideout base thing
Me:"Lets give a nice litttle party"
Marine:"Wow this war have lasted only a day"
We breached their based but their not much to say just imagine a level on Very Easy with fleeing grunts and you mostly have what happened
L33t Commander:"Imma hav gh0st"
L33t Commander:*crying* "What ? I just wanted friends!!!!"
Then he drives off a cliff WTF? this isn't a war
Marine:"Wow I just ended a war"
The reason why I told you this in the Epilogue article is:
- In memmory of the colony Epitaph
- So Gruntipedia will know how to fight against L33t Army if they ever come back
- Cuase I felt like it