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- WORT WORT WOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!!!
- — An Elite after accidentally activating it while scratching its butthole
- So, I had an idea, make our own version of the combat knife!!!
- — An Elite after taking an idea from the only other smart species in the entire Covenant and calling it his own.
The Holy shit I will never scratch my ass again knife or Energy Dagger is a Elites version of a knife. They often use it on Thanksgiving to slice up ham and turkey for their families to eat. Unofficialy known as the Deathshank-Mini™, it is a further continuation in the Deathshank™ series
After waging centuries of war, the
Grunts Elites realized that carrying giant Energy Shanks into battle is impractical and that they needed something smaller to shiv th3 hum3nz.
Being made of 100% Gruntiness, it can easily cut through even the toughest of plastic armor and cause minor radiation and splash damage. The only downside to the mini is that you can still be killed while using it.The equation for results when using a Deathshank-Mini is:
- 95-98%Pwnage and Coolishness
- 100% Noob destroying
- 99% Good user feedback.
- 100% Awesome
- 2-5% Failure due to death.
- It would be great if we could use it without our actions being made for us.
- — Random elite with a good idea.