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An Elite Ranger after the Covenant got their hands on A SUPER DUB3R 1337 HAX TIME MACHINE.

Ranger Elites are Xenomorphs that have specialy designed suits knitted by grandma that enables them to survive in space and possibly under-water. These elites have jetpacks, so they can fuck around until they run out of juice, when this happens, they crash land onto the surface, hitting their balls on the sharpest thing in the area. They think they are better than normal elites but they are not. They have a lot of control using they jet pack but they tend to smack into walls for no reason. Why they do that, our experts have no clue. They are also boss.

What are they equipped with?Edit

the average ranger usually is equipped with a piss powerwasher, or plasma rifle, which fires large, blue, ultra hot streams of piss at you, some how taking down your shields and pissing on you to no end.

The Time machine gave them haxxed up Beam Rifles that fire quadlazor rays and haxxed up Carbines that shoot out needles, 3 shots will kill someone with this gun.

Where do they appear?Edit

They only appear in the first level because it's in space and in the Level Regret (both Halo 2). Also, the heritic leader has a jet pack because he's like that. They stopped using them after Regret in halo 2 because the ranger elites got bored of flying and getting pumped full of lead. They also have a cameo in Star Wars under the names Jango Fett and Boba Fett, but were then exiled for working with another company besides Covenant.

They appear in most levels in Reach.

How did the covenant come up with them?Edit

The Prophets needed some Astronauts so they could look out for stuff in space and then piss on them afterwards.

They created Elite Rangers and launched them into space, that's how they were made. This was their original purpuse but now they pummel everything they see.

How to deal with themEdit

Easy, play chess with it an take down all his horses, he will create a radioactive explosion out of his Glateus Maximus and nuke himself. OR do the original shit and just shoot themz!!!!!111111111111!!!!!1!11!11111!111!11!!!!!!!

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