Dzzrt

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this bug is the reason the drones are so gay

[edit] life and times

Dzzrt or as his full name is spelled Dieyzerinzart, is the lord of the drones, technically his title is the almighty buzzmaster overlord of the drones. he became the lord when he realized that the drones had no leaders, (he also realized that gay drones turn black, shrivel up and die, such was the fate of his brother, uncle, most friends and almost himself, but that isn't important) his first action as buzzmaster was to attack the grunts, they got annihilated as soon as the grunts created fly paper and bug spray

[edit] political downfall(and rise)

after that flop he quit politics, but then hiliry clinton tried to get his place, he was forced back in, simple

[edit] Dronyness

when Dzzrt heard about how grunts kicked ass with gruntiness, he tried to duplicate it in dronyness, but all he got was honey, but with the royalties he got from that, he brought the death star, and tried to destroy the grunts home planet, but once again, failed miserably. he tried droneyness and got lots of prototypes like the spartan buzz buzz 7 (completely unrelated to the great spirit of awesomeness) so he just tryed some gruntiness himself... he exploded with the force of a halo and that is why he is never mentioned.