Taylor H. Miles, or Dutch, is one insane mother fucker. Like the rest of his kind, he constantly lasers himself with his own Splazer, kills his own allies, runs people over with large vehicles, and delusionally thinks of himself as being badass as Johnson, even attempting to make one-liner like Johnson's but failing miserably at it.
Having grown up on Mars and receiving the best education, he joined the UNSC Marines and became an ODST. At the highly of the war, he served with a mute retard, a washed-up actor, an old prostitute, a whinny loser, and a racist stereotype.
Early in his life, Dutch was raised in a fundamentalist Christian household. UNSC army with one laser, as they were dumb enough to stand in noob career,a line, with Dutch shouting, 'Ima Firin Mah Lazar!'
He is also friends with another douchebag, Romz, or AKA Romeo, who thought he could snipe a Chieftan from 30 centimetres away, but was dumb enough to stand still as the chieftan poured gravy from his hammer all over him, injuring his lung, with the anti-lung gravy.
- He is stupid enough to ride a Pelican.
- HE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO DO IT WITH YOUR MOTHER.
- He is stupid enough to charge at a lot of Brute, Grunts, 4 Wraiths and a UFO.
- He is stupid enough to lead a Warthog charge through a park.
- He is stupid enough to beat a Brute Chieftain with his bare hands.
- He is stupid enough to be a Phantom Plasma Gunner (which is really damn retarded).
- he is stupid enough to join the O.D.S.T.'s.
- HE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO KILL CHIPS DUBBO.
- He is stupid enough to detonate a grenade on a elavator with cops, Mickey and him on it.
- He was stupid enough to appear in Halo Legends.