Drone

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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Drone.

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— Drone upon seeing a yellow sunflower.

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— Drone upon seeing the Master Chief.

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— Drone upon seeing the Arbiter.

Anyone got a can of Raid?!

— A Marine upon seeing a Drone.

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— Drone explaining the true purpose of the universe.

Drones are honey-craving flying bee thingies. Drones are feeble weaklings so they tend to fight in large swarms, but if a number of swarm-mates are killed, they will cowardly fly away. Drones bodies are hideously deformed, so they joined the forces with the other hideously deformed species: the Jackasses and Big fat hairy things. Like the other Covenant species the Drones have to take a dip in the Butter couldron before battle so sticky grenades will slip off instead of sticking to them. They have a rare ability to continuously talk without shutting up-almost rivalling that of a prophet.

The Drones were a colony of space-bugs that plagued the Covenant. The Prophets became fed up with thier buzzing and disease-spreading ways and made a big committee to try to find a way to get rid of them. A solution was found by the Prophet of Geekiness, who invented a tank that fired giant balls of bug spray. The prophet named the vehicle the Bugbuster, and was then executed for such a stupid idea. The tank was renamed Wraith and the Drones immediately surrendered and joined the Covenant to prevent extermination.

Nobody, not even Elites, can tell the difference between the male or female drone, due to the fact they only have sex in great orgies, so they can't tell what Drone is what gender.

It has been rumoured that some Drones actually give a damn about their work. Most of the time they slack off at the office, causing them to get fired...upon.

Drones aren't all famous as the other species because it's either that nobody gives a damn about them or they don't have names. and if they do its just a uniform name, the first Drone was named Bz, the second Drone was named Bzz, and so on.

A historical documentary of the Drones was recently made starring Jerry Seinfield entitled Bee Movie. and because of his skilled performance he has been named honorary Drone.