Drinol

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This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!

Wort wort wort?

— An elite being asked what a Drinol was

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— A grunt being asked what a Drinol was

Wort Wort wort wort wort wort (continues worting for six hours)?

— an elite asking a drinol what a drinol is

idunno?blah blah blah

— Drinol answering elite

Drinol? Hm...doesn't ring a bell...

— Prophet of Truth being asked what a Drinol was

"I shall poo on the grunts!!!!!!!"

— -A Drinol being asked what plans he as in life

Another Covenant no doubt.

— A human being asked what a Drinol was

I bet their uglier than us!

— A jackal being asked what a Drinol was

*Quaking growl*

— A hunter being asked what a Drinol was

Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the TV she takes up a whole episode!

— A brute being asked what a Drinol was

Hand wave left, up, down, counterclockwise six times, up, up, down, wiggle of finger, flail wildly

— An engineer being asked what a Drinol was

Yeah, what ARE we?!

— A Drinol being asked what a Drinol was

In soviet russia, Drinol does not exist

— luke edwards Guide to Everything for Russian Marines

Wtf R Drinol, ai bet ai can p3wnz it fazt lololololol

— A guy with bad spelling asking what a drinol was

I know. Its... umm...I can't think of a stupid poem for that cuz I usually talk in wierd poems

— Gravemind being asked what a Drinol was

Drinols baby Drinols

— Britney Spears being asked what a drinol was

Vroom VROOOM vroom...

— Warthog being asked what a drinol was

vroom vroom i suck

— mongoose being asked what a drinol is

Vroom vroom vroom

— grunt asking what a drinol is

Don't worry, im reading an article about them right now

— you being asked what a drinol was

Drinols, otherwise known in Nerdish as Gigantasaurus Neverappearus, is some massive creature. It has been revealed through use of the Bestiary that the Gigantasaurus Neverappearus is actually the cook for the Covenant. They specialize in such favorites as Drone Guano Surprise, Grunt Dip, Drone on a Stick, Prophet Jelly, Grunt Meatball , Petes Elites, Brute fruits, "'Brute Balls'" and Sniper Turkey Jerkey, Chicken Noodle Soup

As it turns out, the name Drinol already exists. The true Drinols were cut from the Halo series, and the species went into severe depression. As for the "Gigantasaurus Neverappearus", a better name could not be found, so we just called them Drinols.

One day, the hulk decided to go in to the halo universe, so he got the ability to become invisible and changed his look. now he is the Drinol, because he mated and had babies.

Don't believe us? Look it up on Halopedia.

The Covenant

Testicle Chins | Xenomorphs | The big fluffy ones | Mods

Those huge bastards with big guns | Gigantasaurus Neverappearus

Space Wasps | Sniper Turkeys | The little cute ones