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Deployable cover

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The Deployable Cover is a power-up that provides you with a little cover. Noobs are too stupid to go around and chuck a grenade. The cover lasts until Happy Hour and there is a no way to shoot through it. Also, it pulses blue, and fun to

look at, thus providing a distraction. Hobos often biuld houses out of deployable covers, but these houses only last a couple of minutes.

Useful Equipment
Gruntiness' Dumb Brother | That Green Orb Plant that heals you | The Mine that can be seen a mile away | Yellow Ball of gay-version of Gruntiness | Blue Shield Thingy
Crappy Equipment that makes you wonder why Bungie put them in Halo
Blue Ball of Suckage of life | White-yellow soup fog | Feel the breeze under you | Thing that makes radars play music and go insane
Other stuff
Good for ugly people like Brutes | Most abused by noobs | Something your mom uses everyday

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