Chief is angry that cortana wakes him up after his long nap turns out covenant remnants are attacking the dawn so he heads to the bridge and destroy the uglies so they head outside to launch a nuke at a ship.
The Beginning of an Unnecessary Story Full of CrapEdit
The Dawn is floating through space, Cortanna is soon heard whining in the background.
Chief: What? Has someone found us?
Cortana: No Chief.
Chief: Then why'd you wake me you crazy bitch?
Cortana: Bungie... Halo... THe Halo franchise has been sold to 343i. And now MS and 343i is milking you Chief. There are 343i Defenders boarding right now.
Chief: Bungie... they've betrayed us. Left us to rot in space, and now we're about to be overunned by 343i cocksuckers. Hurry, we must get off this ship.
Cortana: By the way while you were out I changed the look of your whole suit and the enirety of the ship.
Chief gets out of bed, unaware that 343i sneaked unto the Dawn and changed his pants. Also there are Halo 4 legendary editions scattered everwhere, its actually in the game. Go look for yourself. Back to the story, Chief and Cortana try to go up the elevator shaft because they couldn't be bothered waiting 5 hours for the damn thing to come. After God finishes climbing the shaft (giggity) he sees a tall ass motherfucker.
Tall ass mothefucker: CHIEF ERMAHGERD CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!
Godzilla v2 throws him off the ledge and the guy dies or something.
Chief: I thought we had a truce with these fanboys.
Cortana: 343 haven't destoyed the franchise yet.
The Chief finds the ultimate warriors of the covenant.
Chief: These fanboys are more of a zealot than the ones we had before.
After putting down the Defenders, they head to the bridge and push a button.
The windows open to reveal a fleet of 343i Defender ships circling the Dawn, demanding that the Chief comes out for another story.
Chief: Maybe they haven't recognised us yet.
Two Banshees fly past the
super awesome bridge boring observation deck.
Cortana: Really? They've alrady boarded the ship and are obviously hostile towards us, why would you say that?
Chief: Hey you die in this game, but you go through a cyber period first. I read the transcript.