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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Dawn (Level).
After the destruction of alpha hula hoop B chief goes to sleep for 4 years until whoretana wakes up chief.

Chief is angry that cortana wakes him up after his long nap turns out covenant remnants are attacking the dawn so he heads to the bridge and destroy the uglies so they head outside to launch a nuke at a ship.

The Beginning of an Unnecessary Story Full of CrapEdit

The Dawn is floating through space, Cortanna is soon heard whining in the background.

Chief: What? Has someone found us?

Cortana: No Chief.

Chief: Then why'd you wake me you crazy bitch? 

Cortana: Bungie... Halo... THe Halo franchise has been sold to 343i. And now MS and 343i is milking you Chief. There are 343i Defenders boarding right now.

Chief: Bungie... they've betrayed us. Left us to rot in space, and now we're about to be overunned by 343i cocksuckers. Hurry, we must get off this ship.

Cortana: By the way while you were out I changed the look of your whole suit and the enirety of the ship.

Chief gets out of bed, unaware that 343i sneaked unto the Dawn and changed his pants. Also there are Halo 4 legendary editions scattered everwhere, its actually in the game. Go look for yourself. Back to the story, Chief and Cortana try to go up the elevator shaft because they couldn't be bothered waiting 5 hours for the damn thing to come. After God finishes climbing the shaft (giggity) he sees a tall ass motherfucker.

Tall ass mothefucker: CHIEF ERMAHGERD CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!

Godzilla v2 throws him off the ledge and the guy dies or something.

Chief: I thought we had a truce with these fanboys.

Cortana: 343 haven't destoyed the franchise yet.

The Chief finds the ultimate warriors of the covenant.

Chief: These fanboys are more of a zealot than the ones we had before.

After putting down the Defenders, they head to the bridge and push a button.

DUN-DUN-DUUUUN!!! Sound Effect00:04

DUN-DUN-DUUUUN!!! Sound Effect






The windows open to reveal a fleet of 343i Defender ships circling the Dawn, demanding that the Chief comes out for another story.

Chief: Maybe they haven't recognised us yet.

Two Banshees fly past the super awesome bridge boring observation deck.

Cortana: Really? They've alrady boarded the ship and are obviously hostile towards us, why would you say that?

Chief: Hey you die in this game, but you go through a cyber period first. I read the transcript.

Levels of the Halo Series   Source
  Halo: Combat Evolved Campaign:   The Pillar of Autumn  |  Halo  |  The Truth and Reconciliation  |  The Silent Cartographer  |  Assault on the Control Room  |  343 Guilty Spark  |  The Library  |  Two Betrayals  |  Keyes  |  The Maw
  Halo: Combat Evolved Multiplayer:   Battle Creek  |  Blood Gulch  |  Boarding Action  |  Chill Out  |  Chiron TL-34  |  Damnation  |  Danger Canyon  |  Death Island  |  Derelict  |  Gephyrophobia  |  Hang 'Em High  |  Ice Fields  |  Infinity  |  Longest  |  Prisoner  |  Rat Race  |  Sidewinder  |  Timberland  |  Wizard
  Halo 2 Campaign:   The Heretic  |  The Armory  |  Cairo Station  |  Outskirts  |  Metropolis  |  The Arbiter  |  The Oracle  |  Delta Halo  |  Regret  |  Sacred Icon  |  Quarantine Zone  |  Gravemind  |  Uprising  |  High Charity  |  The Great Journey
  Halo 2 Multiplayer:   Ascension  |  Backwash  |  Beaver Creek  |  Burial Mounds  |  Coagulation  |  Colossus  |  Containment  |  Desolation  |  District  |  Elongation  |  Foundation  |  Gemini  |  Headlong  |  Ivory Tower  |  Lockout  |  Midship  |  Relic  |  Sanctuary  |  Terminal  |  Tombstone  |  Turf  |  Uplift  |  Warlock  |  Waterworks  |  Zanzibar
  Halo 3 Campaign:   Arrival  |  Sierra 117  |  Crow's Nest  |  Tsavo Highway  |  The Storm  |  Floodgate  |  The Ark  |  The Covenant  |  Cortana  |  Halo
  Halo 3 Multiplayer:   Assembly  |  Avalanche  |  Blackout  |  Citadel  |  Cold Storage  |  Construct  |  Epitaph (Epilogue)  |  Foundry  |  Ghost Town  |  Guardian  |  Heretic  |  High Ground  |  Isolation  |  Last Resort  |  Longshore  |  Narrows  |  Orbital  |  Rat's Nest  |  Sandbox  |  Sandtrap (Sand Tarp)  |  Snowbound (Boundless)  |  Standoff  |  The Pit (Pit Stop)  |  Valhalla
  Halo Wars Campaign:   Alpha Base  |  Relic Approach  |  Relic Interior  |  Arcadia City  |  Arcadia Outskirts  |  Dome of Light  |  Scarab  |  Anders' Signal  |  The Flood  |  Shield World  |  Cleansing  |  Repairs  |  Beachhead  |  Reactor  |  Escape
  Halo Wars Multiplayer:   Barrens  |  Beasley's Plateau  |  Blood Gulch  |  Blood River  |  Chasms  |  Crevice  |  Exile  |  Fort Deen  |  Frozen Valley  |  Glacial Ravine  |  Labyrinth  |  Memorial Basin  |  Pirth Outskirts  |  Release  |  Repository  |  Terminal Moraine  |  The Docks  |  Tundra
  Halo 3: ODST Campaign:   Prepare to Drop  |  Mombasa Streets  |  Tayari Plaza  |  Uplift Reserve  |  Kizingo Boulevard  |  ONI Alpha Site  |  NMPD HQ  |  Kikowani Station  |  Data Hive  |  Coastal Highway
  Halo 3: ODST Firefight:   Alpha Site  |  Chasm Ten  |  Crater  |  Last Exit  |  Lost Platoon  |  Rally Point  |  Security Zone  |  Windward
  Halo: Reach Campaign:   Noble Actual  |  Winter Contingency  |  ONI Sword Base  |  Nightfall  |  Tip of the Spear  |  Long Night of Solace  |  Exodus  |  New Alexandria  |  The Package  |  The Pillair of Autumn |  Lone Wolf
  Halo: Reach Multiplayer:   Anchor 9  |   Battle Canyon  |   Breakneck  |  Breakpoint  |  Boardwalk  |  Boneyard  |  Condemned  |  Countdown  |  Forge World  |   High Noon  |  Highlands  |   Penance  |  Powerhouse  |  Reflection |   Ridgeline  |  Spire  |   Solitary  |  Sword Base  |   Tempest  |   Zealot (Arena Zealot)
  Halo: Reach Firefight:   Beachhead  |  Corvette  |  Courtyard  |  Glacier  |  Holdout  |  Installation 04  |  Outpost  |  Overlook  |  Unearthed  |  Waterfront
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Campaign:   Prologue  |  Dawn  |  Requiem  |  Forerunner  |  Infinity  |  Reclaimer  |  Shutdown  |  Composer  |  Midnight  |  Epilogue
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Multiplayer:   Abandon  |  Adrift  |  Complex  |  Exile  |  Erosion  |  Haven  |  Harvest  |  Impact  |  Longbow  |  Meltdown  |  Pitfall  |  Ragnarok  |  Ravine  |  Shatter  |  Solace  |  Vertigo  |  Vortex  |  Wreckage
I'm not listing the Spartan Ops levels.

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