This is the 2nd freakin hardest level in the brandnewgamewtfitssoshort. zit involves you during your old times during the war fighting dem squids, except you have to save a station (WTF?!), save the Composers from the Doucherunner, and you have to deal with both Covies and Cortana's annoying Rage-Quits.
You continue your stupid campaign against the doucherunner, when your AI contacts the head of Ivanoff Station and then states that she is a Bitch due to their first game of Chess. You crash and Cortana says shes sorry (yeah right) and then you get to watch your "Friends" get pwned by Grunts and Jackholes. You kil them until you arrive at the docks were the covies are waiting.
the Docking station...Edit
Teh Covies are landing at teh dock and you have to stop them, when an Elite WARRIOR (OMFG NOOO!!!) comes down with a Bucket Lawnchair! You kill all the Elites and Grunts and some Turkeys and then you turn on the Sheilds so no more Covies get in.
you kill more and more and more covies fighting through Elites with Derp guns, moar buckets, and Swords (WHY WHY ME!)! You pass some Zealots. And after everything you do, you still loose. The Doucherunner takes the Composer.
The Didact uses the Composer on you and everyone besides you incinerates. then you escape in a Sword thats Broad. THE END!!!
Non-existent Epilogue EditThe non-existent epilogue starts to play. So much stuff happens. People burn, grunts fly around screaming "FOOD NIPPLES FOR EVERYONE!!!