For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Knife Combat Knife.
AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!
— Fred stabbing a elite in the eye in Halo legends
Cquote1AH SHIT! Should I leave it in or should I take it out!?Cquote2
— A Marine accidentally stabbing himself with the Combat Knife
Cquote1For the love of God, leave it in!Cquote2
— A fellow Marine to the quote above
Cquote1That's what she said!Cquote2
Master Chief to the quote above
Cquote1Don't worry! I've been taught that when you get stabbed, you gotta pry it out with another knife.Cquote2
— Another fellow Marine
Cquote1Okay, try two knifes to pry it out... hey, those look like healthy kidneys.Cquote2
— A Medic NCO trying to help
Cquote1Ohoh.....never mind.Cquote2
— Same medic

The Combat Knife is a very useful infantry weapon used by the UNSC.

This weapon is a black handle which is usually mislabeled as a "combat knife". It has a blade attached at the end, which is a result of unwatched mass production, that is about 8 inches long. All the cool kids have one and the knife is balanced for throwing, unlike those knives with heavy lead handles that have blades made of aluminum foil. Halopedia neglects the knife's awesomeness and pays more attention on "facts". It appears in many novels and on the backs of ODST troops but Bungie doesn't want you to get such a cool weapon and made it impossible for you to get one, even from a dead body.

Knives have been used since pointy rocks have been discovered by Humans. Then, it was a pointy rock on top of a stick to a metal piece. All these inventions never occurred among Brutes, who were just apes until the aliens visited them. Anyways, the knife was found more efficient than a potato when it came to close quarters. Unless... that grenade had a blade on it.

Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

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