After Obviously higher in rank than a Rookie mutilated the Dried up hairballs, some of your masters, Thanksgiving dinner and Termites, with the whoring of Buck the fuck fuck and his bitch to save Virgin from homosexually losing his virginity to a Brute, they all went in the elevator, when they got out, Rookie pwned moar Covenant with his
long and hard dick Gravity Spammer only to do the Warthog run all again.
But this time, Rookie had his own Garbage truck
accidentely splattering him over and over again and no AIDS. Buck kept on using his Garden tools to help Rookie sucker punch the ETs. As you advance through the Sprint track Dare got blasted by an Arabian Scorpion, even though Veronica said that the Garbage truck got it's shit fucked up, if you look closely, the Scarab did Jackshit, that's why we have elephants in the UNSC. After you drive a few more god damned kilometres you get to play the shortest fucking game of Firefight ever, if you beat the Covies there, Mickey mouse, Romeo and Ditch arrive in a turd playing on easy mode because they Pwned 2 Wraiths quicker than you can say SUPERCALIFRAGALISTICEXPLIALIDOCIOUS and pick you up to finish the game.