Cairo Station is the third level in Halo 2. It is the first level with weapons and enemies. It is also the level where Master Chief gets pissed because there are no Assault Rifles onboard the entire station. As a result, Master Chief goes on a killing rampage throughout Cairo Station, saving some Marines, found the Thunderstorm skull(Chief thought it would make him more pwnage; instead all the enemies got promotions, which disappointed Cheif greatly.), got Miranda Keyes to "owe him one" (shes just like cortana, always wanting to rape MC), and defused a giant Covenant space pickle. Upon defusing the bomb, Cortana told the Chief that he swould have to jump with the bomb and blow up a Covenant ship with it. Master Chief then got even more pissed to discover that he couldn't just jump down to the ship and board it. Master Chief and Cortana then had an argument over how Chief would destroy the ship. Master Chief distinctly remembered watching a trailer where he just jumped out without a bomb. Cortana told him that Bungie cut it out of the game, so the Chief kicked the bomb out of the window and swore revenge against Bungie. Then Cortana raped MC for her being out of his mind for "too long."
Lord hoodie: Cheif, i give this medal for your services on halo.
Master cheif: Thanks, sweet lips.
Lord hoodie: What?
Cortana: Why are you calling people that cheif?
Master cheif: It's a new thing i got going, sweet lips.
Master cheif: AH GOD! HOW AM I GONNA PIN THIS FUCKEN THING TO MAH ARMOUR?
Hoodie: Just start the fucking cutscene all ready!
Gravemind: I am a monu-
Hoodie: NOT YET ASSFUCK!!!
Lord hoodie: i give you this medal for your services on halo
Master cheif: Cool, now shut up...
Cortana: You look nice!
Master cheif: That's perverted, but i like it.
- Vulgar thrust.*
Sergeant Badass: The lady... was talking to me.
Cheif: She was fucking talking to me bastard!
Badass: You wanna fight fucka? I'm invincible.
Cheif: I'm master fricking cheif.
Badass: You win.
Marine: AWW, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Marine 2: Act like nothing is happening!
- Both die*
Lord hoodie: Despite the marine attempt to control the situation, we are under attack.
Cheif: Like i hadn't guessed.