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Cquote1Where the hell are my ASSAULT RIFLES?!?!?Cquote2
— Master Chief choosing his weapons

Cairo Station is the third level in Halo 2. It is the first level with weapons and enemies. It is also the level where Master Chief gets pissed because there are no Assault Rifles onboard the entire station. As a result, Master Chief goes on a killing rampage throughout Cairo Station, saving some Marines, found the Thunderstorm skull(Chief thought it would make him more pwnage; instead all the enemies got promotions, which disappointed Cheif greatly.), got Miranda Keyes to "owe him one" (shes just like cortana, always wanting to rape MC), and defused a giant Covenant space pickle. Upon defusing the bomb, Cortana told the Chief that he swould have to jump with the bomb and blow up a Covenant ship with it. Master Chief then got even more pissed to discover that he couldn't just jump down to the ship and board it. Master Chief and Cortana then had an argument over how Chief would destroy the ship. Master Chief distinctly remembered watching a trailer where he just jumped out without a bomb. Cortana told him that Bungie cut it out of the game, so the Chief kicked the bomb out of the window and swore revenge against Bungie. Then Cortana raped MC for her being out of his mind for "too long."

The transcriptEdit

Lord hoodie: Cheif, i give this medal for your services on halo.

Master cheif: Thanks, sweet lips.

Lord hoodie: What?

Cortana: Why are you calling people that cheif?

Master cheif: It's a new thing i got going, sweet lips.

Master cheif: AH GOD! HOW AM I GONNA PIN THIS FUCKEN THING TO MAH ARMOUR?

Hoodie: Just start the fucking cutscene all ready!

Gravemind: I am a monu-

Hoodie: NOT YET ASSFUCK!!!

  • Cutscene*

Lord hoodie: i give you this medal for your services on halo

Master cheif: Cool, now shut up...

Cortana: You look nice!

Master cheif: That's perverted, but i like it.

  • Vulgar thrust.*

Sergeant Badass: The lady... was talking to me.

Cheif: She was fucking talking to me bastard!

Badass: You wanna fight fucka? I'm invincible.

Cheif: I'm master fricking cheif.

Badass: You win.

  • Boom*

Marine: AWW, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

Marine 2: Act like nothing is happening!

  • Both die*

Lord hoodie: Despite the marine attempt to control the situation, we are under attack.

Cheif: Like i hadn't guessed.

Levels of the Halo Series   Source
  Halo: Combat Evolved Campaign:   The Pillar of Autumn  |  Halo  |  The Truth and Reconciliation  |  The Silent Cartographer  |  Assault on the Control Room  |  343 Guilty Spark  |  The Library  |  Two Betrayals  |  Keyes  |  The Maw
  Halo: Combat Evolved Multiplayer:   Battle Creek  |  Blood Gulch  |  Boarding Action  |  Chill Out  |  Chiron TL-34  |  Damnation  |  Danger Canyon  |  Death Island  |  Derelict  |  Gephyrophobia  |  Hang 'Em High  |  Ice Fields  |  Infinity  |  Longest  |  Prisoner  |  Rat Race  |  Sidewinder  |  Timberland  |  Wizard
  Halo 2 Campaign:   The Heretic  |  The Armory  |  Cairo Station  |  Outskirts  |  Metropolis  |  The Arbiter  |  The Oracle  |  Delta Halo  |  Regret  |  Sacred Icon  |  Quarantine Zone  |  Gravemind  |  Uprising  |  High Charity  |  The Great Journey
  Halo 2 Multiplayer:   Ascension  |  Backwash  |  Beaver Creek  |  Burial Mounds  |  Coagulation  |  Colossus  |  Containment  |  Desolation  |  District  |  Elongation  |  Foundation  |  Gemini  |  Headlong  |  Ivory Tower  |  Lockout  |  Midship  |  Relic  |  Sanctuary  |  Terminal  |  Tombstone  |  Turf  |  Uplift  |  Warlock  |  Waterworks  |  Zanzibar
  Halo 3 Campaign:   Arrival  |  Sierra 117  |  Crow's Nest  |  Tsavo Highway  |  The Storm  |  Floodgate  |  The Ark  |  The Covenant  |  Cortana  |  Halo
  Halo 3 Multiplayer:   Assembly  |  Avalanche  |  Blackout  |  Citadel  |  Cold Storage  |  Construct  |  Epitaph (Epilogue)  |  Foundry  |  Ghost Town  |  Guardian  |  Heretic  |  High Ground  |  Isolation  |  Last Resort  |  Longshore  |  Narrows  |  Orbital  |  Rat's Nest  |  Sandbox  |  Sandtrap (Sand Tarp)  |  Snowbound (Boundless)  |  Standoff  |  The Pit (Pit Stop)  |  Valhalla
  Halo Wars Campaign:   Alpha Base  |  Relic Approach  |  Relic Interior  |  Arcadia City  |  Arcadia Outskirts  |  Dome of Light  |  Scarab  |  Anders' Signal  |  The Flood  |  Shield World  |  Cleansing  |  Repairs  |  Beachhead  |  Reactor  |  Escape
  Halo Wars Multiplayer:   Barrens  |  Beasley's Plateau  |  Blood Gulch  |  Blood River  |  Chasms  |  Crevice  |  Exile  |  Fort Deen  |  Frozen Valley  |  Glacial Ravine  |  Labyrinth  |  Memorial Basin  |  Pirth Outskirts  |  Release  |  Repository  |  Terminal Moraine  |  The Docks  |  Tundra
  Halo 3: ODST Campaign:   Prepare to Drop  |  Mombasa Streets  |  Tayari Plaza  |  Uplift Reserve  |  Kizingo Boulevard  |  ONI Alpha Site  |  NMPD HQ  |  Kikowani Station  |  Data Hive  |  Coastal Highway
  Halo 3: ODST Firefight:   Alpha Site  |  Chasm Ten  |  Crater  |  Last Exit  |  Lost Platoon  |  Rally Point  |  Security Zone  |  Windward
  Halo: Reach Campaign:   Noble Actual  |  Winter Contingency  |  ONI Sword Base  |  Nightfall  |  Tip of the Spear  |  Long Night of Solace  |  Exodus  |  New Alexandria  |  The Package  |  The Pillair of Autumn |  Lone Wolf
  Halo: Reach Multiplayer:   Anchor 9  |   Battle Canyon  |   Breakneck  |  Breakpoint  |  Boardwalk  |  Boneyard  |  Condemned  |  Countdown  |  Forge World  |   High Noon  |  Highlands  |   Penance  |  Powerhouse  |  Reflection |   Ridgeline  |  Spire  |   Solitary  |  Sword Base  |   Tempest  |   Zealot (Arena Zealot)
  Halo: Reach Firefight:   Beachhead  |  Corvette  |  Courtyard  |  Glacier  |  Holdout  |  Installation 04  |  Outpost  |  Overlook  |  Unearthed  |  Waterfront
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Campaign:   Prologue  |  Dawn  |  Requiem  |  Forerunner  |  Infinity  |  Reclaimer  |  Shutdown  |  Composer  |  Midnight  |  Epilogue
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Multiplayer:   Abandon  |  Adrift  |  Complex  |  Exile  |  Erosion  |  Haven  |  Harvest  |  Impact  |  Longbow  |  Meltdown  |  Pitfall  |  Ragnarok  |  Ravine  |  Shatter  |  Solace  |  Vertigo  |  Vortex  |  Wreckage
I'm not listing the Spartan Ops levels.

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OMG! HE'S SO WRINKLY...

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