For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Cairo Station.

Cairo Station is a triplet of Athens and Malta. It was basically used as a scarecrow to keep the Covenant away from Earth. All the weapon systems on it were fake, though the MAC cannon made some awesome fourth of July displays. It had a large MAC computer. The Covenant tried to play Conkers with the UNSC Marines and lost the game to the Master Chief so in return he destroyed their ship.

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