Bubble Shield
From Gruntipedia
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DON'T BURST MAH BUBBLE
- — Players on the Bubble Shield
- How do you roll this thing?
- — n00bs on the Bubble Shield
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[edit] Overview
The great yellow shield of protection that strangely is carried by Brutes although it was created by the UNSC. Some evil person decided to eat some muffins, and due to AIDS he died and transformed into a random yellow bubble impervious to all known weapons. Nobody cares anyway.The only thing it's good for is stopping n00bs, cause they're too n00bish to realize you can walk/drive through the bubble.
It is also good for camping in the middle of a firefight, behind the Marines to get rid of them for good.
[edit] The Good
The bubble shield can block anything from plasma, to farts, to god's lightning. It is a valuable object for taking cover and hiding. It is an impenetrable shield of SWAGness that cannot be stopped. It is all Thankfully shaped like a boob.
[edit] The Bad
Though it can stop a rocket, it strangely can't stop a n00b from walking through it. Even though n00bs are too stupid to walk through it anyway. Also peeps can drive through it and turn you into a smear. It is also very visible to the other players so it tells them to come over to the ball and whoop you. And also the boob lacks a nipple.
[edit] The Why
The reason why people and vehicles can go in is being studied by Gruntipedian scientists. The reason was found out to be this: the bubble shield is mostly made of the gay-version of Gruntiness and that the bubble shield was mad at bullets for cheating with him. Not having anything to go through it, it started to get more horny and desperately let people and vehicles to go through it, making it experience the joy again. Note: the bubble shield still is mad at bullets.
[edit] How to use
There are lots of ways to use the Bubble-Shield. Here are some of the most common ways:
1. When you hear the signature scream, "IMA CHARGIN MAH LASER!!!" throw your bubble shield immediately. The bubble-shield will take the abuse while you just ROFL inside the protective womb.
2. If there is a team of n00bs under you and you are equipped with a Gravity SPAMmer or ROTFL Sword, throw your bubble-shield. The n00bs will think that the Guardians have given them a gift and they will crowd in. This will activate a special mini-game called: Whack-teh-n00bs!! Enjoy!
| Equipment | ||
| Useful Equipment | ||
| Gruntiness' Dumb Brother | That Green Orb Plant that heals you | The Mine that can be seen a mile away | Yellow Ball of gay-version of Gruntiness | Blue Shield Thingy | ||
| Crappy Equipment that makes you wonder why Bungie put them in Halo | ||
| Blue Ball of Suckage of life | White-yellow soup fog | Feel the breeze under you | Thing that makes radars play music and go insane | ||
| Other stuff | ||
| Good for ugly people like Brutes | Most abused by noobs | Something your mom uses everyday
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