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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Brute Ultra.

Brute Ultras are guys who are ULTRA BRUTISH. This means they are much more furrier and have bigger balls than the average brute. These brutes are fitted with bigger and more elaborate bicycle helmets as to attract snipers. This idiocy exists because the dumb bastards have a deathwish.

Brutes are promoted to ultra after killing and tea bagging 1000 enemies. After doing so, they must lay down on the ground and get tea bagged on by a Brute Chieftain. Once this process is done, the brute is a brute ultra.

How To KillEdit

Brute Ultras are considerably more difficult to kill than the average brute, so a special procedure must be followed.

  • Shoot Brute Ultra in the dick.
  • Shoot Brute Ultra in the face.
  • Shoot Brute Ultra in the dick.
  • Spartan Laser Brute Ultra in the dick.
  • The Brute Ultra should now be dead. If it is not, it is a hacker and you should run like hell.

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