Brute Shot
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Nah, I think those are birds.
- — Random UNSC Serviceman prior to his death.
- Okay, are those grenades actually on fire and coming straight at us or am I just imagining... grenades coming at us?
- — Jimmy O'Toole, USNC Marine
- In soviet Russia, Brute shot explodes YOU!
- — Russian reversal on Brute shot
Brute Shots(aka Rock Slinger/Money Shot/gun with pizza cutter on the end of it) are used by their namesakes, Brutes, because they need to use giant vehicles and sharp weapons to compensate for something. Apparently, Brutes got somewhat smarter in Halo 3, and the Brute Shot is somewhat now godlike, and all the Brutes can pick up Brutettes easier with one of those babies hanging on their belt. It is of course, the biggest thing on, or in their belt.
For whatever reason, Humans can't even use Brute Shots, probably because none (most, at least) don't need to compensate. What is surprising, however, is that the genetically modified SPARTAN criminals can use these too, even though they are fabled to have impressive wangs. Even so, the fact they are about as sexually active as a dead parrot due to their "enhancements", they can use the Brute Shot even with competent penises. Elites use them too, but usually make fun of you when you give them one, as they will ask thow the f**k they use them then when u tell them how, they seem to get more kills than you and your 'assists.'
[edit] Ways you can use the Brute Shot
- To pwn Brutes up close
- To pwn YOUR MOM up close
- To pwn YOUR FAMILY up close
- To pwn YOUR FRIEND up close
- To pwn YOUR HOMIES up close
- To pwn ANY LIVING THING up close
- To blow stuff up (roflmfao, even dumb tartarsauce knows that).
