Brute Plasma Rifle
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OOOOH! Dis wepon is kewl! Ima firin ma lazerhax!!
- — A random marine on High Charity
- HAHAHA! Puny Humans shoot us with plasma, but it doesn't hurt! Wait, this isn't plasma....
- — Brute
The Brute Plasma rifle is the most epic failure of a weapon since the Fagnum. It is the sucky version of the Plasma Rifle. It uses red-hot human crap as a weapon, which has been found to be rather disgusting. It was replaced by the Nailgun in the Brute arsenal. No one remembers it. No one cares. Holy shit... laughed so hard I cried out my ass!
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[edit] Effectiveness
[edit] Covies
Does nothing versus Brutes, and, by the time you get to use it, that's all you fight. They laugh at first, until they realize what your shooting at them (Human Crap), then they get PISSED. You may have heard of what this is called; Berserking.
[edit] AIDS
The Brute Plasma Rifle does nothing against the AIDS. They would laugh at you for flinging crap at them, but since they are made of crap, they just can't feel it. This is why the brute plasma rifle sucks against them soooo much. The AIDS completely ignore you, and then procee to infect you. They will then feed you the ammo for the Brute Plasma Rifle. Thus, it is generally inadvisable to use it on the AIDS.
[edit] Anything else
The Brute Plasma Rifle, aka the red auto pwn, is the Brute's cheap knock-off of the Plasma Rifle. The weapon features several malfunctions, including...
- Overheats faster (and as such, leaves a smell not unlike burnt Brute hair, for obvious reasons)
- Fires faster (Believe it or not, a bad thing. Seriously, it fires so fast, I can't keepcontrol of the damn thing!)
- Painted Red (Hopefully with Red paint)
The Brutes eventually replaced the weapon with the nailgun, which once again proves their ridiculous stupidity.
Recent tests show that the radiation emitted by the Brute Plasma Rifle will increase blood flow, thus eliminating E.D.
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