Beam Rifle

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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Beam Rifle.

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Pretty lights...

— Random noob before being killed by a Beam Rifle

Why the f*ck do all snipers have f*cking trails following the shot?!

— A random angry noob

The Beam Rifle is a no0by weapon used mainly by Jackholes. The Beam Rifle is very long and slanted, which looks more like a vacuum cleaner than an actual rifle. It is supposed to be much more powerful than the Sniper Rifle, but it emits a bright purple beam whenever somebody fires it, and overheats after like 2 shot so you have to throw it away. So only noobs are stupid enough to use them.

The most recent models shoot silly string instead of lazors. This silly string can be deadly to Master Chief as it gums up his armour and makes explode. Said silly string is a licensed product of covenant incorporated and cannot be sold without their permission, unless bought from KB toys, in which case use with caution. (covenant incorporated is not responsible for death by its "killer string" product).